Welcome to my tiny home

Welcome to my tiny home
I'll give you the tour 

surprisingly spacious
at 8 square feet 

a steal at $350k
(just $50k over budget) 

centrally located
behind the taco bell 

with scenic and varied views
of a dumpster's contents

from this refurbished
phone booth

an airy entryway opens
to the living room

look, the squatting nook
where I watch shows on my phone 

and the bedroom's a sack
suspended from the ceiling 

while my microwave doubles
as the bathroom 

I'm new homeowner
at 52 years young 

dear St. Bezos & St. Cook
I am so blessed

Originally published in MORIA