Nerdy limericks

A tech bro grew eager to brag
About coding and riches he’d snag.
     But his date wasn’t swayed—
     She just coolly replayed:
“Your Python’s the size of a tag.” 

A writer of sci-fi was known
For plots she cooked up on her phone.
     Her texts got risqué,
     To her husband’s dismay,
Cause he learned they’d all gone to his clone.

A coder with plenty of pride
Built an app where your secrets could hide.
     But the flaw in his pitch
     Made his side hustle rich—
It was selling the dirt you’d confide.